Penises are the oppressor tools of the patriarchy!

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Oh, I've definitely had my fair shares of Bagel Bites. And Pizza Rolls. And Kid Cuisine. And Flintstones Push-Ups. And Golden Grahams..

PAWK THE CAW IN THE PAWKING LAWT YAH FAHKIN HAHVAH QUEEAHS I GAWT SOME WHALBURGERS BECAUSE FAWK MCDAHNALDS.

I think it's every aging straight man's desire to be blown up with Raquel Welch.

I kept thinking it was a Blair Witch prequel.

And now I'm imagining T-Pain doing a Hawking tribute rap song and crying through the generous usage of autotune.

Oh, my apologies. I meant to post this under my Reposted Comments That Were Seen Through The Looking Glass of ElDan's Basement, but my addled sense of nostalgia (my blood choked with the ghost memories of Ecto Cooler) got the best of me.

Goddamn. My 90's childhood.

Your way, she knows.
And she knows, she knows, she knows.
And she knows, she knows, she knows.
How's it she knows, she knows, she knows.
And she knows, she knows.

I Sweden you've taken to these puns.

There. I fixed it.

Uganda be kidding me!

Ooooh that sounds really good.

"Duk Koo Kim" - Sun Kil Moon
"New Slang" - The Shins
"Trancegender" - Pictureplane
"Hope Is Gone Out" - House of Fire
"MindKilla" - Gang Gang Dance
"Deer-Ree-Shee" - The Black Angels
"Mirrorage" - Glasser
"The Silk Road" - Tigers on Trains
"Move With the Season" - Temples
"Before You Turn To Dust" - Lower Heaven
"Food For…

Pisco sours.

I appreciate the fact that Red Lobster still continues to liven up their atmosphere with the same very decor that looked tacky even in the late 80's/early 90's.

Thisa museum is bantha poodoo!

Here's my pitch: Kindergarten-aged, poorly-drawn children of quirky, vegan, anti-vaxxer parents are denied the vaccines because said parent's ill-logically, hilariously assume the children will catch super autism OH NOES. Soon thereafter these unfortunate children catch both the measles and whooping cough. The…

Yeezus 2: It's All About da Maccabees