Thank you! Thank you!

I buried your mom's lede last night.

Two Girls, a Cup, and a Pizza Place

Guns. Deep dish pizza. Ditka.

Hey man, I voted weeks ago. I did my part as an 'Murican.

Why would Zsasz be involved in a gun fight, when his weapon of choice is that of the knife?

I haven't watched the show in a while, but I know that the whole novelty behind Victor Zsasz's psychopathic deviance is that he slits himself for each victim he kills.

If you stare at that bald head long enough, it'll be like staring straight into the void itself.

Shit's so thick you could stir it with a stick!

I basically watched American football and drank Pisco Sours. I truly felt like an honorary Peruvian, even though I'm totally a whitey euromutt.

I would be fine if they had an investigation dance. Those-ants-in- pants glances.

Let's Begin the Begin the Pilgrimage to save this Moral Kiosk.

Laissez les bons temps roulez, mon cher!

Not to mention the fact that Bugs often dressed up in drag before kissing Elmer.

No means no, internet!

Ah IPod, if only you had decided to stop being functionally competent tomorrow (instead of two days ago harumph) were I able to make a solid contribution to the Shuffle Thread.

Man, Greg Oden had so much potential. I remember watching him beast in college and thinking to myself, "wow, this kid could be the next David Robinson in the NBA." But alas, it was not to be.

Until I watched this documentary, I really did not know much about the Boz 'cept that he was an all-time bust in the NFL and that Bo Jackson torched him in that one special game of Monday Night Football. But after watching this documentary, I realized that there was much more to the Boz, much more than the macho and…

To be, or not to be, that is the question—
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to don a superhero outfit and do battle against Slade.

Edie Sedgwick concurs.