PA is the unquestioned worst. If you want a six pack, a case of beer and a bottle of wine (or liquor) you need to goto 3 different stores. They're never located near each other and you can find none of these items at a grocery or convenience store. In other words if you need a mixer for your liquor you probably…

you can buy up to 2 six packs at a time at a six pack shop...if you want more you need to carry the first 2 six packs out to your car (or put them outside) and come back in and make another purchase.

The customers don't look at the menu because there are like two things on it, spaghetti and hot dogs. Sorry if that ruins your hilarious bit about how sad these people are for knowing what they want.

So it's creepy if you know someone is related to you beforehand?

"Nobody in "the media" blames players for tanking. Even the dumbest media members recognize that tanking is a team building strategy employed by front offices, not something players do"

I've actually done this in the past, I always have meal envy of other's meals. It's a fun bit, my friends know I'm terrible at picking my meals. People love doing it because I'm generally easy to please as far as food so the end result is invariably positive.

The playoffs ARE a crapshoot and Beane certainly believes that.

As a former server I think you were absolutely correct. This server attempted and succeeded to inflate your bill with unnecessary purchases in an attempt to get a higher tip (bigger bill = bigger tip)

Bill Simmons could cure cancer and deadspin commenters would complain that he was smug whilst announcing his discovery.

You can't even admit that Simmons has done a noble thing here?

None of what you said warrants calling them "original" Seahawks. That combined with not giving a specific year led me (and a few others it seems) to wonder if you were talking about another franchise. I thought maybe they played in the UFL or something.

Yes, your sample size of one proves EVERYTHING.

It's a LOT of fun

This seems like piling on the Astros. The manager wants more input? That's ridiculous, the GM needn't provide a manager input into personnel decisions, especially in today's analytically oriented game. I'm guessing the manager's input is mostly nonsense about getting "clutch" players with grit. Additionally the…

how'd you calculate the exit speed?

Those sad, ignored, tumbleweed-strewn burger graveyards average over a million dollars in sales per year.

To be honest he's in the top .1%, at least!

Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit is it?

Emailing (or texting, posting them to Facebook, etc) links to friends of stuff I've read.

Calm the fuck down.