What I want to know is how that pickup truck got those seats.

Those clicky keys make you 20% smarter. I still use mine to add stuff up I’m too lazy to do in my head... IN REVERSE POLISH NOTATION OF COURSE.

I find it really humanizing to know that Ginsburg can be wrong sometimes.

Any idea whether cycling (UCI?) has concussion protocols? You would hope neutral service would be briefed and have the authority to tell a cyclist his/her race is over (at least until a doctor arrives).

Same... was hoping the story was Iron Maiden + lots of beer.

great to see 3 Dutchmen in the top 10! Hope one can make the podium at least. I don’t see Dumoulin staying with Quintana in all the mountain stages.

It’s not Movistar’s responsibility to neutralize (how much? for how long?). The race must go on, barring really catastrophic conditions/occurrences. Dumoulin kept charging hard despite knowing Kelderman had crashed. Outrage should be directed at that idiotic motorcyclist IMO

Traditional Dutch name, but yeah parents probably aren’t Dutch and just did the usual letter salad approach.

From the nytimes review (surely one of their finest moments):

you forgot the donkey sauce

Counterpoint: Atletico are boring

So you’re 100 years old. So what!! Big Deal!! I mean, you’ve had, what, like 99 birthdays before this one! Grow up!

I, like Jesus, can’t sculpt for shit

This is the best sound, FYI. Also note the anachronism “this is an Arsenal team who are oozing confidence”... <sob!>

This list has no guramba!

A big part of the game was the ref (correctly) not protecting Barca from PSG’s physicality. I’m willing to bet Barca would get a lot of the 50/50 ball-and-man challenges in La Liga, especially when Busquets is at his Oscar-winning best. Well deserved win by PSG.

tirepressure 1.5 psi off

Apparently “you ain’t no Muslim, bruv!” is on that list too. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/07/world/europe/london-stabbing-attack-muslim-bruv.html?_r=0

You think Stuart Conquest is good?

I think you mean Football Einsteins, no?