Sorry Jesse. That story didn’t sell on tape, and it ain’t going to get any extra credit here.

I think you might have somewhat misread every single word in the entire review.

that one just sailed right over your head, didn’t it?

That fluff piece he did on the cyberclunk was a real turning point for me on Cammisa.

You must have missed the third paragraph of the article. 

It’s one hour of unpaid leave, man. 

I have black paint, but it’s not nearly as bad as raw stainless steel on the form of huge flat panels!

I know a foolproof way to avoid this problem.

Imagine simping for AI art and thinking you aren’t a massive cunt.

Sigh. Can we stop pretending that corporations are our friends? Consolidation at the level we see from these huge companies is bad.

Must have been an underinflated tire.

I know this is a hot take, so please don’t come at me. But I think in this one you should be able to steal cars.

I want the cacophony of SEO bots shrieking GTA 6 TRAILER to one another to reach such a pitch that my brain begins to seep from my nose and ears. I want it’s resonance to delete major sections of my brain required for critical thinking. Only in this nothing state can one truly GTA 6 Trailer.   

That’s not a tumbleweed, that a Tribleustes ventricosus, and if you, ah, take all the fur off, underneath, it’s all meat. Like a scallop. Blood red. The only problem with this particular species is that they breed very slowly, but with some genetic manipulation you can speed up that process and make a ton of…

THE ALL NEW CHEVY CRAMRO

Based on no evidence, I would assume the Venn Diagram of people who use TikTok and people with paper maps are 2 completely separate circles.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

But it is in Philadelphia...

But snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like