I’m a liberal when it comes to most things, but when it comes to crime and punishment, especially domestic abuse, I’m all for vigilante justice. But I want my vigilante justice to be, well, just. Man breaks into woman’s house, stabs her. I fervently believe his punishment should be exactly that: Woman breaks into his…

Uh, yeah. That’s a serious ouch. Thanks for doing the math! I so suck at math.

A question for the physics-inclined: how would the destructive power of a baseball traveling at 92 mph be calculated?

And, technically, air was/is touching the ref’s mother’s, uh, you know, thing.

Whatever happened to just yelling profanities at each other? #thegoodoledays

“Sun. Who needs it?” - Count Dracula

As a cat owner who’s stepped on many a barfed-up hairball, warm and cold, I have to say that the idea of having a hairless cat is quite appealing.

Golfers got big balls.

More sushi = more dingers?

Time will tell if this was genius or just the beginning of ineptitude. Still, gotta give the “new look” Browns credit for being ballsy enough to say “Let’s do this shit!”

Upstart transportation cart startup disrupts Uber’s business model.

What happens if the “performance bedding” gets performance anxiety?

Perhaps he used Cedric Benson style math ... ?

What? He’s not interested in the Browns?!

Who knew the humble grilled cheese could generate so much passion! I say one slice of cheddar, thin cut slices (lengthwise) of roma tomato on the cheddar and one slice monterey jack on top of the tomato slices. Sturdy 12-grain bread. Cheesy, tomatoey deliciousness.

Close, butt no cigar ...

That dude is not fat. He’s just big boned.

Beware the femme fatales!

This. Is. So. Fucking. Funny.

“Suffices to say ...” Sigh. She can butcher that phrase, but she can’t bring herself to say “vagina.”