Cryptobros will breathlessly tell you there are TONS of uses for NFTs, TONS AND TONS OF THEM.

At least snake oil was pretending to DO something useful - cure disease.

Good thing you didn't click on it

• “I would like to sell this item for 1,655% of what I paid for it.”
  

Nothing. The answer is nothing. That’s what NFTs are worth — a big ol’ rooster egg. Digital snake oil.

yeah thats gonna be for porn

Pottery... Right...

I wouldn’t panic yet. There’s every chance the more realistic Sora is just because he’s shown in a more realistic world, just like all the other physical changes we see in him when he visits differently-themed worlds.

Jurassic World: “Isn’t it stupid how a big greedy corporation thinks people have gotten bored of dinsoaurs and have to bring in a bigger, badder dinosaur just to hold people’s interest?”

“Between placing patients’ lives at risk and defrauding dozens of millionaire investors...”

Amy Schumer presenting at the Oscars: “Animation is childish and beneath me.”

Return to Monkey Island: A Star Wars Story 🤓 

Pfft, they won’t say it’s been cancelled. We’ll just get to wonder forever, like we are about the Rian Johnson trilogy.

May 26, 2022: “Here are the next five theatrical Star Wars movies and the directors who will be making them.”

Said it before, I’ll say it again, now:  Tig Notaro is about to be the Flash.

Yeomen’s work right there. But couldn’t you have posted this ummmm, two days ago?

I still have to get up and change my diaper.

This is how we evolve into the humans from Wall-E.