Oh, I hope they click on Squirrelfran!

JujyMonkey, have you joined twinja yet?!

I mean, the monarchs could adapt and find somewhere else to their sex things. That’s what adults have to do when there are kids around.
(I kid. I love the earth but I also love avocados and so I am bitter now.)

SECONDED.

My thought as well. Why is it so popular? WELL IT’S FREAKIN’ DELISH, for one!
Sorry ‘bout the trees and destruction of the forests, etc, though. I guess this is why we as a race can’t have nice (delicious) things without ruining them.

GifQueen! <3 This is perfect.

WOOOO! Good news for my home state! After a few weeks of Trump-loving face-eating, a confederacy activist almost being named to a diversity panel, and a sweet lady being accidentally shot by local police, I am so freakin’ happy to hear some positive news - with solid implications for future direction - for good ole…

“Tears of oldness”! Haa! I snortled aloud at my desk - thank you!!

How much you wanna bet that this terrible, awful, no good look is the result of Blake saying, “you’re beautiful just like this, with no makeup, all natural” ... when she was actually just not in stage makeup? Leaving her getting up hours before him to put on a full face of makeup and crawl back into bed so he wakes up…

I have $1.79 in loose change on my desk right now which I’ll happily add to the pot if we’re bribing someone to show us Julianne’s post!

Ahhh, not music at all despite claiming it is: a freaking “preacher” on a Plaza outside UF classrooms claiming his hate speech was music to God’s ears.

It does head that way!

To be fair: (1) traffic on Courtney Campbell Causeway always sucks and (2) I mean, who among us would not gawk a bit at the sight of a heaving ball of manatee lovin’? (3) I don’t believe you, guys. You would totally stop to look at this!! You ain’t got to lie, Craig!

This isn’t up to date, but ...

I watched First Contact again recently and now I can only hear this in the Borg Queen’s distinctive, wet voice and it skeeves me out.

*almost thirteen year old. Thanks KINJA!

Go Gators?! (I ... uh... didn’t go Google “squirrel in Gators hoodie” or anything.)

If I didn’t know for sure my almost-year-old-is broke, I’d be CERTAIN this is her writing. Zero questions asked. Not even on “squirrelfran”, which to be honest, I’m probably going to go call her ... riggght ... ... ... now.

Meeee tooooo! (I know, I’m adding so much substance to the conversation.)

I’m really sad that I’m more surprised at Gawker on the auction blocks.