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Had to be weird when Reed and Sue were doing it…like, she could go invisible, then he'd just be looking at his dick humping nothingness…and then you figure he'd just start doing stuff like seeing if he could make it duck shaped to amuse himself…

I lucked out by stumbling into a garage sale full of sixties FFs for $.10c each when I was in grade school and picking up an incomplete run of about half the issues from #36-75. They quickly became my favorites. Every issue was bursting with invention, ideas and energy.

THERE WAS NO DORNISH COLLUSION.

Wait. How can this be 1,000 years old and still have this heart with Davos+Missandei in it????

The explanation is simple: IT'S FUCKING JACK KIRBY, AND YOU DO NOT QUESTION JACK KIRBY.

I figure the army was equipped with the crossbow basically as an afterthought…like, if you KNEW gas attack was a possibility, but never took its use seriously because it hadn't been done in your lifetime, then some fucking mustard gas shells go off and you're stuck yelling:"SOMEBODY GET THE GODDAMNED MASKS!"

Was this Jimmy Carter's brother, the one who had his own beer?

Yeah, the whole heat thing doesn't really work, but you just gotta roll with it.

That's actually easier in GOT. The dragons bring them by the ton.

When do we get that training scene cut to Maniac from Flashdance on youtube, anyway?

That's Crystal. She's been a character for 50 years in the comics, and I still don't think anybody knows what her powers are…she's an "Elemental" supposedly controlling earth, fire, air, and water or something, but most of the time, she just shoots power beams out of her hands.

So…men travelling on horseback vs men travelling on horseback.

Well, that's really why I mentioned Oldsmobile in the same comment…they were a 100 year brand when they went down…and institution, if you will.

It was a new Greyjoy that we haven't seen yet. These last two seasons, they're just going to be popping up wherever.

This raises an unfortunate problem.

I actually liked that Bronn didn't die…there was a certain expectation that he was going to die and it would be some sort of moral lesson about the perils of greed (writers love that corny shit so I thought there was a danger)…but Bronn isn't that stupid. He has stayed alive not just through skill and cunning, but

"the unfocused pan across the Winterfell courtyard is too superficial to summon even a semblance of Arya’s emotional state on returning home"

Or, mind blower, MAYBE I DO BETTER THAN YOU.

Well, *technically* he IS the Queen's layer.

I'll let you know after I get to first base with one.