squirtloaf--disqus
squirtloaf
squirtloaf--disqus

It's so fucking simple. Thanos is purple and wears a hat.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THANOS' HAT????

Dude, this isn't the nineties.

The black panther keeps his suit safely in his anus when not in use.

T'challa?

Looks like command deck lighting came a loooong way in those 10 years…

NICE POSTER, BUT WHERE IS ROBERT DOWNEY JR.?

Well, there is also the whole thing that Evangeline Lily looks a lot more like CZJ. Always a plus when playing somebody's mother…

Not a paradox…an AMALGAM.

I MEAN OUTSIDE OF COMICS, YOU SLIMY FARTBURGLAR.

Fair enough. I was looking for a nice way to say it…a portmenteau.

Nobody has, except Bruce Timm.

DAREDEVIL is gettin' a lot of heat on Netflix…might be time for a cinematic sequel.

~would~

Yes, but have you taken into account the fact that tex might be rubber and CE glue?

Bear.

I am an old fan of Marvel comics from the 40's and '60's and wanted to see who they were bringing in. I didn't want the fucking plot of the PREVIOUS SEASON of the show revealed.

He was probably a fan of the Kim Jong-Il Looking at things tumblr.

You guys COULD have used the word SPOILER somewhere here for those of us who haven't watched Legion yet, but were wondering if we were getting Magneto or something.

Are you sitting? Good.