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…but I bet he would love the hell out of wearing the body suit.

I just don't like ANYTHING with scaly tits.

Uuuuuuuuuuuugh. You people.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh. You people.

"James Spader IS Arya Stark in: Arya Stark: Killin' Fuckers That Need A'Killin'"

Isn't this just the Blacklist, only with completely different characters and setting?

Imma just say. This would be a variation.

GOT: JUST TITS.

Please tell me that this is just two hours of hardcore sex.

I went to all of those at the Dome as well. Still remember the power in Charlton Heston's voice when he said:"This MAGNIFICENT theater" in his Ben Hur intro.

Maybe a buddy movie with MODOK, half-man, half-chair?

Don't you have some shit you should be haunting?

I posit that in the future, all villains will simply be gray orbs so as not to offend anyone.

If the AV club hadn't gone to its new Amazon/food/trump-heavy, content-lite format last year, you probably would have known.

The camaraderie of Purefoy and Williams is getting to be truly gleeful to watch…and the texture of the particular part of the south they live in just keeps getting richer and richer…so, woo! Third season.

I dunno. I'm beginning to think that the payoff to the whole Lucy/Chloe thing will be a reveal that he put her in the world to make his son HAPPY…or at least so he would have a chance at happiness.

Thank goodness you never see a hot himbo in a sci-fi film who exhibits the behavior of a child.

I HAVE HAD TO MAKE CERTAIN ALLOWANCES BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE.

IT PUTS A MAN AT EASE TO KNOW IT IS OUT THERE.

Plus the standalone stories. I'd love to see people lose their shit because a story was interrupted halfway through for "Dream of a thousand cats" or something.