I’m a chick who can appreciate lovely ladies & they do nothing for me.

People are mocking this guy’s appearance, but if he was an intelligent, kind-hearted, and nerdy-looking man, I’d be attracted. It’s like the Ann Coulter debate in another thread. The poison is on the inside.

CJ exists solely for the shut-in white 65yr old + crowd who spend their days peeking through their blinds at their neighbors wondering what those hippies are up to. CJ can fuck right off.

it’s not a translation i was expanding on the idea, the concept i added is all mine! i don’t believe in self-absorption tho i meant it as not taking other ppls’ shit. but i also misspelled colombian cause i was writing this on the way out the door. god forgive me for my mistakes and etc

Clowns don’t use such heavy handy methods as machete-wielding. Their terror is far more refined!

There is a tall tale in the town I grew up in of a clown in a white van that tried to lure kids on a bike path to a local elementary school with balloons, and people still tell it to this day, even though I’m 99.9999% sure that it never happened. However, I did totally get flashed by a biker on that path when I was in…

well i had repressed that memory until you brought it up and can only assume that the semi-productive life i have eked out for myself on a delusive foundation of willful forgetting will come crumbling down into a shattered mosaic of clown nightmares. awesome.

and heard, but not seen, by one adult.

I’m a white dude who works as a mental health professional in a residential treatment facility doing cognitive behavioral therapy with at-risk youths (and who was hired in large part years ago because I am very close to one of the trustees). I know for a fact that if any of my clinical directors (who are also totes…

I believe so.

What’s hard to believe is, the media have cleaned themselves up and are way more ethical than they used to be. But strangely enough, people trusted them back then when they were really corrupt and hate them now when they’re relatively honest.

They often remind you of the old Kids in the Hall sketch where one of them says (paraphrasing), “You know when you have to fart and you do, but you shit yourself too...”

It's like the lower half of my body is having a clearance sale.

Making. America. Into. 150. Years. Ago. America.

How. Are. They. Supposed. To. Make. America. Great. Again. When. He. Doesn’t. Know. How. To. Work. His. Phone.

So. We. Are. Really. Making. America. Great. Again. Right.?

The police who enforce the laws on the beach wouldn’t know about my morals or beliefs about women in general. Or maybe they’d just presume my outfit was innocent because I’m white. Absolutely nothing about policing women’s clothing says women are free and equal to me, although that’s purportedly what they’re trying to…

It’s not a comparison in the sense of personalities, just in the sense of compared to the rest of the room. I’d much rather spend an afternoon with Martha than an elevator ride up one floor with Ann Coulter.

“She doesn’t even go here”

Seconded. I’m also a mandated reporter and I always will say it’s not my job to investigate or substantiate abuse - but just report any concerns or worries - and that its CPS’s job to investigate. I'll also add in that it's an avenue to access resources/services/help.