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Wow, Rude. Baba Yaga is anything but boring!

Your brain. I love it

Youcan come play darts at the Legion after, I'll buy the first round of flavorless domestic beer

Really?? Is that part of her pivot to law?

So we don’t have to listen to her tell us about how amazing her new internet mattress is halfway throug the story

““He made me watch Paw Patrol with him before we would have sex,” another student disclosed.”

I feel bad for Joe Biden. He is so wildly out of touch, but is trying so hard and it’s definitely not enough. Murderers should be deported. Everyone is going to with that, but the situation is never that black and white, and he can't seem to get past that kind of thinking.

It would certainly be a better use of beto's time...

This is devastating. KFC hot wings were the absolute best. Cold for breakfast preferably

Guys, Devin Nunes’ face after Sondlands testimony is everything

Hai!

Web mine have their first litter I will send you a telegraph

I can’t wait for 2029 when either: 1. Everything has gone back to regular-grade politics and we have a big stack of declassified information to put this whole thing into context, or 2. Economic meltdown and I get to live in the bush and shoot trespassers on site and feed them to my guard bears.

Scott and Scooter sounds like some kind of varsity date rapist team.

It seems like every second book I pick up is a NYT bestseller... I don't place any actual weight on the status.

Fun fact: I was in the audience when they filmed some hockey arena scenes for Zohan. I was old enough at that point to know it was going to be a shit movie based on Sandler's association.

Is it possible that Adam Sandler shaded that teacher? You know the teacher remembers giving him that advice, and Adam knows he knows. He doesn’t say: ‘this is my old acting teacher’, or anything else neutral unrelated to the kind of mean advice. 

The red carpet interview host schtick is dead, regardless of Rancic’s terrible take on dreadlocks. Instagram/ any social media has allowed celebrities to control how they thank the people who who contribute to their looks.

Donald Trump just offered to invade Mexico over twitter. That happened.