Kelly Faircloth was ROBBED! 

This is poetry Joan!

Obviously is got a secret nose job and was hiding on a private beach resort until it had healed.

Pretty sure it's Baron in that fursuit. They probably just told him it's his Halloween costume, and to be grateful he's get to see his dad this month.

Shut your whore mouth, I fucking love pez. Pez4Prez

It's so ugly????

Lol, they would be handing out white chocolate.

Amaaaazziiinnnggg

You really buried the Lede here, the big news is what big pastrami fans the kushners are...

This is amazing. 

Justin Timberlake told you everything you needed to about Justin Timberlake when he threw Janet under the bus after his first superbowl.

I can't wait for him to die so we can examine his body for science. Like wtf is going on man? I want to know exactly what combination of uppers, dementia and narcissism is required to produce this? I'd also love to see Trump's face skin photo shopped out for Spam just to seek if there is a difference.

Easy now! Don't want anyone to mistake your for some kind of lesbian shitass!

END THE WIRCH HUNT!!

Me until Monday October 7th 2019

Rudy is going to use one of Trump’s border alligators to litigate his jaw suit against The Swap

You’ve written a billion fantastic articles here, and I credit your 24 hour beauty routine article for starting my skincare revolution. You will be missed!

Can we hear it? Yeah let’s hear it!

Righhhtttt!?! ‘ I’ve been pegging my wife for weeks, relentless fingerbangs, and she still isn’t pregnant! I stopped washing my hands before, on the off chance some sperm from the metro got caught under a (well trimmed) fingernail!’