I'm betting Disney will be super-okay with this.

A car killed mine, still driving though.

For me, absolutely! (Now that I'm done with school the only things I write are internet comments, indignant text messages, and lists of TV show characters ranked in order of how much I would like to have sex with them, though.)

Yes, although it's not the uniform, it's what's IN the uniforms. Rugby bodies are v good.

If anyone cared about it, it'd be on ESPN2 for sure. It requires skill and athleticism, so sport.

I mentioned this in another thread but I'll do it again. I was in swimming and diving for fifteen years and never saw a Speedo pop off or slide down. They're made to suction to your body. They always look like they're in danger of falling off but they really aren't. In fact, for any women with big boobs, I would…

Rugby has a pretty broad mix of heights. All the really small guys in the pro game are getting on towards retirement age now and their replacements are all taller, but there's still plenty in the 5ft9-6ft range.

Those rugby shorts are the fucking worst if you're the guy (as I was) who gets lifted by them on line outs.

Australian Rules Football? Short shorts and sleeveless tops.

As a lover of men in shorts shorts, dodai, I thought for sure this would be number one or two on the list. I vote for a recount.

Wow. All. out. there.

I knew someone would post that.

Remember when the New Zealand Sevens team did the haka in the rain?

Good news! He's young, but 20 now, and was 18 when I think these pictures were taken (2012 Summer Olympics). Yes young, but definitely legal.

There's little guys in rugby too - the sprinters and kickers (fly-halfs and so on), like Jonny Wilkinson and Rob Andrew.

Absolutely. Seeing Jonah Lomu in his prime will forever be seared on my consciousness. Truly he had the thighs of a god.

So. Many. Impure. Thoughts.

Jockey outfits are the least sexy Equestrian Dude looks if you ask me. My personal favorite is showjumping attire. So dapper!

Hubs and I have actually signed up for an comprehensive ESPN package purely so I can get full access to international rugby coverage. I mean, yeah, my husband is a former rugger, but that shit is for me.

ROWRRRR