Women: I say this as a sister and a friend, because I love you.

I love the idea of the judges going "We give up. You have spelt ALL THE WORDS."

My problem is not so much the way in which she reached out, it's that I think that the school did listen to her and did address her complaints. So making a huge commotion won't really accomplish much in that there's nothing else for the school to do here. Unlike other scenarios where publicity could cause a school…

I actually agree most of what you've said. I hadn't personally realized that the multi-student format would be a problem, as I'd been thinking of it sort of like sex ed where the boys and girls get separated. If that goes against best practices then I agree with you that the teacher was in the wrong.

Apparently, pretty fucking slowly.

Woah, wait. First of all this is a life skills class for "children with intellectual and some physical disabilities," not 8th grade homeroom. And it was in front of two other girls in the same class, who presumably were learning how to shave as well.

Or, just find some veggies you don't hate, instead of forcing yourself to find ways in which you hate a vegetable slightly less. There are other vegetables in the world that aren't kale.

WHO CARES?? I am so sick of these two. Don't you guys at Jez have anything more of value to talk about? Like how to lance a boil on someone's butt? Something important that we actually care about in other words?

also, just to reiterate - it wasn't that she didn't want her fella watching the game, this was more about being a bonding exercise between girls. I deninitely still hate the Henekin advert - even your point proves that, in fact, your gender doesn't really matter when it comes to liking sport! The tricky thing is how…

this is daft, Heineken. Some woman like football, some don't. Some men like football, some don't.

what was the answer? I went to watch a rugby game at the pub with boyfriend, friend and friend's then-new girlfriend and she kept suggesting that 'the girls' should turn our backs to the game so we could distract the boys and make them talk to us. Um, no? I didn't want to shoot her down, she was new and trying to be…

American football has to be the dullest game, all that stopping and starting!

You've never attended a kindergarten or elementary school graduation have you? Now those are useless affairs.

First thought: "MUST GO EAT POTATO SKINS AND SUPPORT THIS AWESOME GUY"
Second thought: "Shit, I live in Scotland"

Is there a way we can donate orders of potato skins to customers? Won't be seeing WV anytime soon.

That fits well with my proposed strategy of just appearing really bewildered whenever anyone engages in fuckwittery of this sort. Blank stares and quizzical expressions should help drive home just how idiotic their actions/ideas are.

From the official synopsis: "It's allowing herself to accept the support and love of others. And be truly vulnerable." My Darwin, why is the writing quality in this official synopsis so very bad? I need to work from home, Hollywood. Email me, and I'll sell your shit better.

Haha.

Well.... looks like I'll be having an existential crisis now.....