Only on Jezebel can retaliatory psychological abuse be cause for celebration simply because the offender has a vagina. Bullying is wrong, but so is causing distress to bullies in such a manner.

Nice, but my cat will only want the box it came in.

If that stupid cat doesn't get out of my desk it will be a sentimental ritual of permanent farewell.

My 14-year-old and I watch this over and over and over again, at her request. We quote it a lot. Whenever she does something praiseworthy, for instance, I'll say, "you go, Glenn Coco." Because I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom. ;)

This is all over my feeds, like the universe wanted to give me more reasons to hide and block more people. And the whole a mother does x, y and z professions for free is so fucking insulting on so many levels to so many people...

That sounds way more fun than any American prom. No one is of legal drinking age, so kids get caught drinking all the time and then threatened with not being allowed to graduate, etc. That's why I opted out!

This seems like a dumb way to treat almost-adults.

Did Americans start kicking out kids of dances for not having any class?

I found this by googling "Prom Dress" and "Laura Ingalls". I'm not kidding.

Except a prom night baby in 9 months.

Really?! I had no idea schools did that and I DID go to a parochial high school.

This is all I can think of when I see sock with ruffles and heels. 80's indeed.

It's like what the 1960's thought we'd be wearing in 2014.

It would be really fun. All the dates looking like Prince Akeem.

The only thing that ring will give you is lead poisoning.

Food Poisoning at Olive Garden sounds like the name of a great metal song.

You know, I have sold several of those things show above. Tacky as fuck. They're teenagers, you can't tell them anything. But when I've sold ten neon backless dresses in a row and I'm feeling down, I get one girl who lets me dress her like Grace-fucking-Kelly in lavender tea-length tulle gown and vintage jewels,…

Every seventeen year old should aspire to Alexis Carrington levels of glory.

No good can come of the mulletgown.

I have never felt so old.