“Bomani, man, what’re you talking about. If they just pulled up their pants, they’d be fine.”

All of which is why it’s a good idea not to RT unsourced rumors during emergency situations. Imagine the panic and danger that would have ensued if a tweet claiming there were gunmen inside the stadium had gone viral.

Unfortunately, so-called “double-tap” bombings are not new, nor are they unique to ISIS terrorism.

C’mon Barry. Saying the crowd was mostly made up of DraftKings employees is a bit misleading. They are also some of the top players on FanDuel.

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

Anyone who has ever been in awe of William fucking Westmoreland should be banned from running for any political office for life.

FACK YOU PENTAGON HOWAH WE NAWT NUMBAH ONE?! JAWST ONE MOAWHR EXAMPLARWF THA RAWMPEHNT KAHRUPSHUN UNDAH RODJAH GOODELL’S TYREHNUHKAL RAIN!

I want this to be so big that Disney will lock JJ Abrams down for the rest of his life and keep him the fuck away from Star Trek.

The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Drought is two years away from reaching the drinking age. In that time, the Falcons, Cardinals, Titans and Panthers have been to the Super Bowl, and the Buccaneers and Saints have taken home Lombardi Trophies.

Sark should let CC have the bottom bunk

Her video “How to Land a Husband at the Masters” was a work of art. If she ever gets sick of sports, she should go work with John Oliver.