I root for Peyton Manning because one day I’ll be 39, and I don’t want to remember that another man that age was so broken that he was forced to quit doing what he loved.

Up is “excuse me, Sir”

Because this is the right response.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Toronado 67 X & 70 X

“I don’t always spill my beer on people. But when I do, I make sure it’s televised.”

Pentagon Federal Credit Union! They have a rep for financing all sorts of weird vehicles and being very easy to deal with.

I have no idea if this is a good price or not, since these things show up about as often as Haley’s Comet, a Kobe Bryant assist or a reasonable hot take on immigration.

BA2KET

Nice aero

Lol, IKEA blue and yellow... you mean Swedish flag blue and yellow, right? ;)

Curious about the plane in the background. Is the owner of that shitstain flying away as fast as possible from a terrible purchase?

Man, this hockey season is just flying by - usually you have to wait until the first round of the playoffs to see footage of caps getting knocked out

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

This is what happens when you use the turn signal in a BMW.

Dodge Ram

“No more” means “Eh, fuck it.”

2005 Porsche 911 Carrera S for $35,998 - comes with a CarMax Warranty too. Silver on black, six-speed, S model, in good shape, with service records. This is not only the best 997 deal on the market, it’s the best 911 deal in general.