The Pontiac Aztek had the Aztent so that when you were tired of the world’s derision you could go sulk in the woods.

A hotdog is not a sandwich because you wouldn’t ever cut it in half.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Literally as I was sending in today’s column, the alarm started going off for no reason. Not kidding.

You’re supposed to sit in the right hand seat, not on the shifter...

Nah

HAHAHAHA

Edgy.

Owning a Neon and flogging one on a race track are two very different things.

The Lexus is fielded by Yoichi Imamura and carries a Toyota NASCAR V8,

Neutral: Know anyone that bought Ferrari stock yet?

The only trouble is that you’ll have to make it function via SYNC, which we all know is not exactly functional.

Life: Unchanged ☐ Changed ☑

Reverse: Obligatory RIP, John DeLorean.

I find this post difficult to masturbate to.

So you’ll believe it when they seal it?

His face looks like a bag of penises left out in the rain.

Nah, I remember trying to get porn on dialup.

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.