Know why I love cars?

Jerry Seinfeld said it well, and here I’m paraphrasing: “You’re indoors and outdoors, moving and standing still, all at the same time. That’s really something.”

But more than that, they can make you FEEL things.

Physically adult, mentally adolescent:

Holy Jesus I’ve never hit CP so fast in my life.

Shut up.

The S&P Analyst was asked about his weekend plans and responded.

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Awesome. I’m just going to file that bit of knowledge away in the old memory bank. So long remembering kids’ birthdates!

Stuck it in her tailpipe once, it was hot as fuck.

That’s bar none, the second best stunt I’ve ever seen done in GTA V.

I think you mean $6,207.31.

Maybe the tank camouflage worked better than expected?

>“What a Triumph”

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

1967 Porsche 912 in Golf Blue for $28,740. Matching numbers, rebuilt engine, great condition.

What Jalopnik posts do the authors forget exist?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.