Whatever man, this shits boring who cares

No Cum Town? This is violence

I’m the least important person in the world and I scrub my twitter account every 3-4 months. 

Oh fuck off

Being a fascist ages you. Stephen Miller is 4(!) years younger than this ghoul and somehow looks a decade older.

It should open on Wesleys funeral as a way to bring everyone together (and to make sure he doesn’t ruin the series)

I’m the opposite. I oppose all hot beverages and will gladly consume cold brew even in the middle of a Chicago winter.

Eddie Johnson and Rahm Emannuel need to fuck off. Hopefully Rahm gets voted out next year. This kind of shit keeps happening

Oh no not an internet petition!

Just add in more Sabine, everyone wins

What idiot doesn’t order food to go on their app. Go to that register, grab your bag and leave.

Unload your groceries by how you sort them at home. I put all the fridge stuff together, pantry stuff together ect... Usually this means that the bags are loaded that way so I can just walk a full bag of fridge stuff over and unload it

I hope the TB12 facility is trained to respond to this

Joe Flacco is nothing without Marc Trestman.

I only go to theaters with reserved seating and I’ll try to buy seats with a buffer in between my group and other people if possible.

I bet this would be a different headline if Musk wasn’t an anti-union shit head.

Does it come with a snake oil guru or is that a dealer extra?

Who let the comedians out today?

Oh man that’s a pretty good opening line, you could take that bit on the road.

I’ve implemented a rule in every Fantasy Football league I’ve been a part of, no Tight Ends. We just roll with an extra flex player