They have gay sex in parliament!? Sign me up!

This is some rage-inducing shit, right here. I had a roommate in the mid-90's who believed in this bullshit. (HIV doesn’t cause AIDS, medication is poison, yoga and meditation and wheatgrass, blah blah blah.) Then, one day at the doctor’s office, his doc was like, “You know you have KS, right? I’d like to bring in…

“It wasn’t homophobic! It was just misogynist!” Nice save, bruh.

Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

This is the everythingest everything that ever everythinged.

Really. You are really going to use the “I just used a pejorative that has a very specific meaning, but I totally didn’t mean it in the way that every single person here, including myself, knows that I meant it,” line of bullshit?

Gross. Both songs are hot, wet garbage and I blame Paul.

LOL. Dead.

Good. Stay out.

I was 100% with you until the casual homophobia. No stars for you.

No, I’m afraid this isn’t new. I had a coworker use this one maybe 20 years ago when we were heading to lunch. “Let’s go to the other place. This place is really... Canadian (with an eyebrow raise) today.” I was like, “Wut?” She later explained it to me in a way that made me think she expected me to sign off on…

Have you looked into being less stupid?

Hoo-ha

Are you, by any chance, an upper middle class white person?

Oh, they’re joking. Of course. That’s hilarious!

So, when they say clever things like “gas the kikes” what EXACTLY do they mean?

Look, I’m not proud of it.

I can’t defend this position, but I swear to god I would bang him so hard. My danger zone responds very strongly to terrible, terrible people.

CHIR-ch’m

Mini-pie? WTF is that, even? I mean, you know they come as WHOLE pies, right? As a matter of fact, I am irritated that my husband is not diabetic right now, because I would love to have an excuse to eat an entire fucking pumpkin pie by myself.