“Black people don’t support white rappers.”

That’s not really how you use that word...

Are you seriously saying that you don’t know how to treat a woman with respect because nobody has written an article telling you how? I mean, it sounds like that is what you’re saying, but you can’t actually be saying that.

Nah. Rand Paul would gleefully kill millions of Americans through privation and lack of healthcare. Is that cool, simply because he’s not killing them with his own hands?

I would also accept “bitch ass”.

You must have a really fulfilling life.

Also the supply closet. And the parking lot. And at your desk.

“I made hotdogs. BEGIN SEXXING ME NOW.”

You realize that different stories can be about different things, right? And that if one celebrity gossip site doesn’t have the news you’re looking for, you can actually go look for it, elsewhere, right?

“I don’t model because I am attractive...”

I kind of love the term, because it tells you that this is a person who believes that there is a standard way that racism should work. It’s their way of telling you, “I am not a person that you need to interact with at all.” Kind of like Nascar gear.

Would bang. Not proud.

I never thought there would be a show that said, “I have stopped trying” more than an UGG, but here it is.

In the Central Valley? UNHEARD OF.

It’s “petty” to expect that someone who is a senior adviser to the president should know how to use language?

I can’t support this at all. I mean, isn’t high school where white kids are supposed to learn that there are literally zero repercussions for being racist?

Uh, yes! I (heart) a furry ass. Dont @ me.

I’m guessing she likes UB40, that terrible Eric Clapton cover of “I Shot the Sherriff” and “The Tide is High” by Blondie.

You ever come across somebody who completely sucks and has no idea that they completely suck?

No, you have to go completely off. “anyone can titrate a book.”