Semen allergies are rare but real.

I don’t know about you, but when semen spends any time on my skin, it makes me itch like mad. Maybe I’m just allergic. 

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

I don't even think it's tinfoil-hatting to point out that Trump hates Bezos and The Enquirer loves Trump. 

Supposedly he showed up and behave like a professional while she threw regular tantrums.

Buried the lede & missed the point by a mile. This is NOT about Bezos’s excruciatingly-sweet love texts— this is about Donald Trump using his National Enquirer to publicly embarrass his financial nemesis.

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

Re: Bezos:

I agree. He’s expressing love, not that wants to jump her bones. People can dog him for cheating, but I wouldn’t criticize him for the texts. Are they corny? Absolutely. Is it almost impossible to write a text expressing love that is not on some level corny? Absolutely.

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an…

Buddhist here.

It’s certainly hollywood new agey buddhist.

Your title refers to her as a hunter. She’s a poacher. Calling her a hunter is sorta like calling a shoplifter a ‘customer’.

I was an EMT, I treated strokes.

If you can’t talk, just call 911 and keep the line open. If you don’t respond, or if you can just moan, they’ll send the fire department to investigate.

The EMTs need to keep you from choking, so they’ll likely lay you down on your side so they can vacuum out your airway in case you…

They clearly do not allow sex toys. Tech or otherwise.

Kevin Hart is a terrible crime scene investigator and Ellen is sloppy about labeling evidence. 

But like Jeffrey Dahmer, this guy has learned that he can walk away from death of a minority gay dude, unscathed. White people and everyone else need to be more cautious and cognizant of evil.

This guy’s finances don’t really make much sense. He claims to have made $1mil in the late 80s selling his company. That’s a lot of money but it isn’t living in WEHo giving millions to candidates money.

What if Arrested Development focused on just Gob and Lindsay? It's like that (read: amazing).

it's been so-so for me so far.. until i got to whatever episode Catherine Ohara was teaching the class room full of kids acting while loaded on antidepressants, that had my hysterically laughing. Why did Catherine Ohara never blow up? She must have had the chance and didn't want that much fame or something…