Paris has a poop problem, too, although it’s he result of all those tiny, yappy dogs and their inconsiderate owners. I was walking down the street when a green motorcycle, ridden by a guy decked out in green leather, stops and pulls out a long, tube-shaped vacuum, and sucks up some dog poop off the street into a…
Bravo, Sir/Madam, Bravo!!!
I love Hallumi cheese. However, my kind of sandwich with it includes a much nicer roll than the BK bun, roasted red bell peppers, grilled or pickled onions, lettuce, tomato, garlic, and mayo. That said, it is also very tasty on its own, if you eat it before it cools. After it has been heated, if allowed to cool,…
That was...AMAZING!!!!!
More importantly, this article leads to the question of how the Predator performs oral sex.
Much less. An acquaintance had a bar in his hobby/gaming shop. He was buying 12-ounce cans of Coke products from the bottler for 15 cents per can. Apparently, had he been a bigger buyer, the price would have dropped to 7 cents/can.
...Tased in a Denny’s bathroom. Definitely cruel and unusual.
[Chipotle] is the worst mexican food in our county
Why thank you, Chef!
Croc-pocalypse. Meh.
The comment about brisket being “well done” is off.
Stick to boxers for sperm health? What if he or she hits me in the balls?
I have to admit that I no longer look fro Hydrox cookies. Apart from the weird name, their only unique cache was that they were Kosher and Oreos were not. But now that Oreos have been reformulated and are Kosher, Hydrox is just an also-ran. Sorry, original sandwich cookie makers!
Does everyone gets to ride her?
A star for mentioning bucatini!
I really dislike Uber and Lyft for destroying (Oh, excuse me: disrupting) taxi services in many large cities. But for those of us in taxi-free zones, they are very helpful. The average wait for a taxi in Houston is between 3 hours and never. Quite simply, taxis are almost only for travelling to/from airports. They do…
I expect to hear this crap on the extremely rare occasion I’m forced into visiting “a mid-price, upscale casual restaurant” — aka TGIChilibee’s. However, I don’t hold it against the waiter. This is just the point at which we have arrived in our commerce-before-all culture, where everyone is supposed to be a willing…
Courtesy of Robot Chicken:
LakeQuest!
In the scene from the 1983 V, that’s a guinea pig, not a rat. And regarding the 2010 V, why have the aliens evolved so many sharp teeth is they eat prey whole?
