Last night, we got our first real glimpse of the 2020 Democratic field. Tonight we get a second glimpse at even more of the 2020 Democratic field! (In case you haven’t heard, it’s a big ass field.)
The day you’ve all been waiting for is here. Kind of. Well, probably not. That’s tomorrow night. But hey, you’re here so you might as well stick around!
Sunday was Hollywood’s biggest night! No host? No problem! Never have a host again. Olivia Colman? She did that! Gaga and Bradley? Folks, find us off the deep for this ‘ship!!!
We hoped this day would never come.
2018, unfortunately, was another year that Twitter was in existence. Here are some of the very worst posts it produced.
“I wake up every morning literally with a smile on my face, grateful for another day I never thought I’d see.” — former Vice President Dick Cheney
2018 was a bad year. But, thanks to Splinter’s exceptional staff, these stories made it better.
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the idiots who rule our cursed capitalist hellscape. Here are some of the worst.
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the almost universally moronic crew of charlatans, scammers and failures orbiting around Donald Trump. Here are some of the worst.
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the amoral, crooked wastes of space who occupy our most hallowed political offices. Here are some of the worst.
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the Russia-obsessed, tweetstorming, FBI-worshiping ghouls who make up the most insufferable part of the so-called #Resistance. Here are some of the worst.
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the many denizens of the conspiracy-addled, Trump-worshipping, far-right political swamp. Here are some of the worst.
2018 was a year filled with idiots—including the many egomaniacal blowhards, bad tweeters, and corrupt stenographers who make up our media class. Here are some of the worst.
2018 has been an exceedingly idiotic year across the board. We had to deal with the daily antics of our big dumb idiot president and the idiocy of everyone in his inner circle/criminal cabal, and then we had to hear “analysis” about the president blowing a raspberry from the worst idiots in cable news and the media at…
The Purge: Splinter Edition is upon us: Starting today, Splinter will be unfollowing every single commenter on the site. It’s a new era!
Dr. Christine Blasey Ford and Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh will testify under oath before the Senate Judiciary Committee. Ford has alleged that Kavanaugh physically and sexually assaulted her when they were high school students in the early 1980s; Kavanaugh has emphatically denied the allegations.
The Trump administration’s policy of separating immigrant children from their families has been credited primarily to the strenuous efforts of White House adviser Stephen Miller. Perhaps you would like to call him about it.
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