I mean, I don’t let anyone with bad brows tell me shit about my life.

Seriously, busy job or not, the husband is the one who needs to be dealing with the MIL.

Exactly. Also, maybe her eyebrows are terrible.

Yes, the advice felt very wrong to me also. I had a similar situation — not as bad though — where my MIL and FIL paid for nothing (not even the rehearsal dinner) (my mother and father paid for a lot, as well as both me and my husband), thanked no one, and as soon as they arrived, started complaining. but they didn’t…

You have to put an obscure, high-falutin’ adjective in front of an irrelevant noun for it to work like “Pathological Optimist”.

On the upside:

If they can make a new/worse Superman every year, then the whole world has to stop giving any fucks if they make more Sex and the City’s

Why is that a tinfoil hat conspiracy theory? The government is currently prosecuting a woman for laughing at Sessions during his Senate confirmation hearing.

Why wouldn’t trump try to punish these people? trump has demonstrated himself to be extremely vindictive. I believe trump would try to punish people who protest against him, just like he did with the NFL players.

2 years ago, the suggestion that the Justice Department would try to collect data on who “liked” a Facebook page would be considered a tinfoil hat conspiracy.

We are rewatching Hannibal, and *SPOILERS*

Ha! I owned all the seasons too (wasn’t the packaging the worst? I think all of plastic fell apart after a couple of years).

OMG, college? I had it on DVD. All box set seasons. I was so proud of how the pretty colors looked in my DVD case (you know the DVD case).

I loved it when I was 16. Looking back, however...

Also, even nerds!

I unironically and unabashedly love this movie!

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

It’s about time someone else starting using that to reference him.

It’s all the Puerto Ricans fault

I made the mistake of reading responses to Sarah “Resting Bitch Face” Huckabee’s tweet. Now I want to smack the taste out of a lot of dumb asses mouths. The worst is one fool who is Puerto Rican, living on the mainland, thanking the Trump administration for their leadership and help. I responded to her that she should…