Well, it IS cold outside...and there’s NO kind of atmosphere...

It always makes me ridiculously happy to see a Red Dwarf reference. Thank you :)

I bet SHE knows it’s meant to be served cold.

Not irrational. Housecats have awesome lives!

Mine doesn't like it :( I guess he's too much of a delicate flower or something.

Yes, that is a fave in the Spleesh house as well. Even more popular—you know those crappy little spider rings kids get as party favors at Halloween? Once I spilled the bag in my apartment and my cat went APESHIT over them. I mean, batting them around the house like no tomorrow. After he passed, I just kind of left…

I'm also 5'2", and get this shit ALL THE TIME at shows. If it's an outdoor venue, I light a cigarette and blow it directly into the nostrils of the tall person who shoved in front of me. If I'm inside or somewhere smoking isn't allowed, I put my beer directly behind their back, so every time they take a step back…

Por que no los dos?

Me too! It's my current favorite. I'm also a big fan of the Buffalo Trace business. They got it goin' ON! Dang. Now I want bourbon and the day isn't over yet. Double dammit!

I don't want to knock Knob Creek because I see it's your jam, but have you tried Bulleit yet? Damn. I said got-damn.

Not what I was craving, but so cute! I have a major weakness for orange and white tabbies.

Can I just say how much I love salmon cakes? So much. Your username has now given me a huge craving.

Yes! I'm in! I promise to do that more than I already do.

May I please borrow the phrase, "my hoot and my toot?"

Yeah, but they're not the ones I'M looking for.

I didn't realize my little guy had sisters out there, but apparently he does.

God, I feel you. Grief hits you in the strangest places, and in the weirdest ways. My mom passed last summer and after I got back to where I live (after the funeral and everything was put in order), I decided to go shopping. Walked in to Burlington Coat Factory (don't judge) and wandered around a little, as you do.…

TOTALLY my favorite submission last week, and I was so sad to see it didn't make the published list.

Every time I see this gif, it makes me the happiest girl in puppet town.

I have the same damn problem! Like, geez, people, is the concept of HAMBURGER so difficult to grasp? If I wanted cheese, I'd ask for a cheeseburger. Not rocket science, and yet my order gets fucked up about 50% of the time.