If you want to find out what a Ferangi is, tell certain people you are interested in sci-fi and are fe-male.

Is his name Corey or Tony? If so I probably know him lurking about Ohio playing crappy music

There is a guy doing this to me on facebook. I think I have 11 unread messages from him currently. Hint, maybe? Nope.

I hate comic book stores. People can be as idealist as they want to be, the Fake Geek Girl shit is real and it is toxic. I give comic book stores one chance to get my money and they always blow it. Off to online retailers I go with my money.

Read the comics!

They are pretty awesome

People really are convinced bread takes 5 minutes to bake and they are even worse to Panera employees about it.

You also aren’t allowed to whine that your absurd special order isn’t in the computer system so you are going to be charged extra. The “surf and turf” at Subway (barf) has to be rung up as double meat. (It’s crab meat and steak, it smells awful). No you will not be charged as an Italian Sub for a pepperoni/salami,…

She is one of the reasons I am looking for another job. Sometimes I can predict what will set off escalating levels of crazy (she does this to other people too). Ever since our boss said I have to just placate her (he’s retiring in a year and he’s non-confontational by nature) it has become a nightmare since she has a…

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

Evil Secretary* actually keeps track of how often I pee. And comments on it. Often theorizing when I’m on my period. Lucky me being the only woman in the office to have my period. I refuse to participate and actually hide the evidence in a trash bag I remove from the office when I *do* have my period.

Same here!

My fear of loosing my phone in a toilet?

I have a friend I *clearly* spend too much time with because we got in a TMIish convo the other day about how I go to the bathroom faster than any human being on the earth. Like how does it take you 15 minutes to go #2? (He doesn’t eat vegetables) How can I pee super-fast? (All my meds are dieretics so I pee…

My cats greet me. One of mine is very excited when I come home, he’s adorable

I have an ipod classic that has to be 10 years old. It doesn’t even work with headphones, just the ipod dock. I fear for the day it dies.

I personally need a song about choosing cats over men. But that’s just me.

I want to dress like Joey Potter, stop judging my liiiiife.

Probably because she was raised on those awful romance novels her step-mom wrote and went to those awful boarding schools that were a step above finishing schools to train her to be a wife.

He knew Camilla like 10 years before he even met Diana. He’s even the godfather of Camilla’s first son. It’s all sorts of messed up.