Considering there’s an urban legend that’s been going around Subway employees for years Jared had sex in a Subway bathroom in Kentucky during a promo tour I would not be surprised at all if it’s a frequent problem. Esp at Subways in those 24 gas stations. Ew.

I should see if the old Subway manager complaint board is still active for your amusement.

She lost billionaire status donating too much money?

That’s the biggest issue. I would gladly pay more if there was difference between paying 20$ or 80$ for something. Everything falls apart in under a year and is made in a sweatshop. It’s incredibly frustrating.

I’ve seen many variations of this dress & I want it

1. Read a scouting book about ropes

I like bringing up that he was engaged to Alanis. Just because.

that is so fugly

That’s scary

What about the Doctor Who movie?

Latonya Kim Wallace. Her murder is the basis of the Adena Watson story arc in the Homicide: Life on the Streets tv show because it happened while the book following actual Baltimore homicide detectives was being written. It’s heartbreaking and was never solved.

Or jello. Ew. Jello or may. Vomits.

When I saw the sunflower seeds I thought a friend was retaliating about my endless tweeting/tumblr posts about the X-Files reboots. No this is a real thing. Ew.

I like being a heathen Catholic. Our liturgist used “Amazing Grace” as a opening hymn today with a clear air of ‘just try to say something, I freaking Dare you’.

Or the coworker your boss just refuses to deal with when most of the staff has flat-out said this person is creating a negative work environment.

Actual conversation with one of my closest friends this week:

NO JOKE. This is why my mom didn’t change her name in 1980. When I think of what any of my friends went through who got married after the age of 22 the nicest paperwork compromise I can think of with hypothetical spouse is hypthenating. If our last names even go together.

I know of 2 couples personally where the guy has his wife’s last name as his middle name or hyphenated in his

Endo is when the lining of your uterus is growing outside your uterus and your reproductive organs hate you. PCOS is when your ovaries/hormones are busted and your reproductive organs hate you. Sometimes you have both at the same time and the entire universe hates you at once. PCOS can be diagnosed through testing if…

This makes sense. I find it easier to like Fox Mulder than David Duchovny (who is actually a sex addict in real life).