he sounds like a douche

I actually know people married to their high school sweethearts. I think they OD’d on Dawson’s Creek or something.

The anniversary of that decision was exactly 2 weeks ago too

Lord of the Rings. It happened somewhere around the second Hobbit movie. Star Wars. I’m not even sure when it happened but everyone keeps swearing it’s because I’m a Trekkie (I actually grew up on both). If I can suffer through the inglorious end of Voyager but I can’t watch Episode 1-3? Bleh.

So every. My second favorite is juicy couture. I need someone to make me like grown up perfume. For the love of sanity, make me like grown up perfume

Black Amethyst

This is exactly me and one of my coworkers with my current job. It should be my dream job but the gossip and the toxic environment has us both looking for other jobs...less than a year after starting there.

I hoard bottles of a very odd specific perfume. I actually found some today and bought 3 bottles of it because my Evil Devil Cat broke my last bottle of it and my 2nd favorite perfume isn’t the same.

Kitties are the bessst

My cat who just destroyed a cellphone charger because I left town for 5 days and he has emotional issues has more self control than that lady.

I had a customer that did this with vinegar on sandwiches and it gave me horrible flashbacks. Ick

I thought a customer throwing mayo at me was bad. This sounds much grosser

I don’t even answer the phone or reply to his texts. I feel like responding would be encouraging him.

This sounds like at least 2 or 3 guys who are shocked I’ve written them off.

I’m thinking of getting a 4th. Oddly this has nothing to do with the fact a guy is currently not speaking to me because he told multiple people he wanted to date me, then didn’t ask me out, then told my best work friend I was a stuck up bitch for not holding his hand when a group of us went to the movies. I was…

I saw that with a friend whose reaction was “what the hell is this movie rated?!”

The problem is working in a non union field. They messed up one of my first paychecks in my current job and I’ve had huge problems that a HR person should be dealing with. Unions don’t exist so all I can really do is whine to my sane coworker and secretly plot to apply to other jobs. Anyone in my field for more than 4…

That’s more or less what happened when I worked at a fast food place that “messed up” our paychecks. Somehow every full time employee got payed for like 10 hours. We just stopped working during the lunch rush. In the middle of a mall food court. During Christmas season. They fixed that error damn quick.

My exboyfriend is still calling/texting/etc over 2 years after we broke up. Thank God he doesn’t know where I live. Since we aren’t facebook friends, he bugs my friends.

That sounds like hell