Blessing in disguise, my friend.
Bronx tale: - It cost you $20 to get rid of a bad person. It’s a fucking bargain

This is a golf-poop story, so I figured Drew would like it:

Constitution Article 3 Section 16 says he just kicked your ass

Jesus Christ, honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling, but for someone who throws out the Constitution a lot, that’s not how the First Amendment works. It says the government can’t punish you for peacefully assembling. It doesn’t stop other private citizens from peacefully judging the shit out of you and what you do…

Or black and jewish, right, Sammy?

If it’s not something valuable, just scrap it. Other options include donating it, but that’s kind of risky because the writeoff’s based upon the profit the charity makes on auctioning it after repairing it. You could end up with nothing if it’s an expensive fix or doesn’t sell high.

I see at least a couple of trucks with 5.3L’s for project cars. That Charger may also have a HEMI. The black Challenger in the back is just asking to be turned into a drag car. I’m such a scavenger.

Go lay down, you’re drunk.

It took ten separate trips to the DMV to register my Delorean. Ten.

Don’t take it to a dealership. Indy shops are reasonably priced and work just as well. You can also do things yourself and save money that way.

Just because I am in love with these V12 E38s (Especially with the M wheels and if they are black on black):

Cops are always right because they have badges. Duh.

Frustrates me how “sure” that the arresting officer was that he caught the “right guy”

Nooooooope, just 100% ugly

Be honest, did you actually watch the conference, or did you say “fuck it” like I did after 45 minutes past the supposed start time and just snag the press kit?

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

That’s....beautiful...

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