That and all those stupid commercials we're inundated with this time of year. They all either make me rage cringe (roll your eyes with rage just didn't seem right, but it's about the same) or burst into over emotional tears. Either way, I know I'm being played and I don't like it.

That's okay! I star everything about Doctor Who! We don't have a problem! It's not long until Christmas now right?

After the big song off, seeing that damn empty portrait made me weep buckets. You're not alone.

That is exactly what I was thinking of. Mystical blow job floating yogis.

And this is me attempting to do anything sexually appealing. Remember that sexy striptease Jaime Lee Curtis does in True Lies? That part where she falls? Take out the rest of that sexy fun and that is me, falling down, maybe flailing a leg in the air like I'm in an 80s workout video to cover my tracks. I got zero…

There's got to be some kind of props we're not seeing. A platform behind them that he's resting a butt cheek on? Perhaps he has a rope around his neck for a little erotic asphyxiation? Or maybe the photo op lasted for 10 seconds, with both parties furiously thinking, "Please, please don't damage anything."

Colbert is fantastic! But I think Craig Ferguson's the best of the network guys. I'm gonna miss that Scottish perv.

Ah. That's..... really disappointing. And terribly stupid. Thanks for letting me know.

I'm pretty sure that was satire. At least I hope it was.

I'm stuck with pads. My vag is just weirdly shaped enough that neither tampons nor cups will stay in place. It's probably for the best since I've got horrendous endometriosis and have to go through several of those nighttime pads a day. I can keep a better eye on things with a pad.

The In-Betweeners I believe. Excellent, hilarious show on the BBC.

Well, that's what the staff is for, duh. Also, just leave some white vinegar out for a couple of days and it'll kill the smell. Also. You'll need like 75 litterboxes.

Oh sure I get that it's not everybody's cup of tea. Looking back at that post, I realize it came off condescending. Sorry about that, that was not my intent at all.

It's cliched because it's done in the style of film noir, but mocks itself throughout the film. So yeah, it's done that way on purpose. That's what makes it so hilarious.

If only Sonic would bring back my Frito burrito, I would be a happy girl. Alas, it does not seem to be in the cards. A Frito taco makes no end of sense. But then, nothing at Taco Bell does.

Man, I was so with you until your last three paragraphs. Then you burned your bridges.

Seriously, yall.

That's not a puma. It's a chupathingie.

No one has mentioned the most important fact this article has mentioned:

I'm just really curious to know where in West Texas. Lubbock? Amarillo? Wester than that? I'm dying to know.