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Jia writing Midweek Madness kinda reminds me of old-school Jezebel when Moe wrote Crappy Hour. I think I need to take more Adderall.

ugh, they would

Yep. And for classical names like Achilles, Jesus, etc. (Yeah, I have no idea who made that rule.)

Are we sure that the photo above the "sassy" face is actually J. Law? I keep going back and looking and I would almost swear it isn't her. Am I losing my mind?!

I am an editor and I would definitely, definitely write "Chris's." The missing s is giving me an eye tic.

"There is a reason for her doing so, but I don't think one needs a particular reason to get a tattoo of the word 'sauce.' Sauce is an important part of sandwiches. "

CALLIE can we TALK about Niall's ice bucket challenge? Can we talk about the EXCEPTIONAL AND MAJESTIC WORK performed by his white tank top??

And I'd like to add this gif from their concert in DC last night:

Callie I noticed you didn't have any One Direction today so I am linking this news story about Harry Styles giving a cupcake to a fan. It's in French, which I don't speak, but I feel the accompanying photographs speak volumes:

Oh my gosh, I desperately need to attend this camp. This happens to me all the time. Just the other day I was walking back to my office after lunch and out of nowhere a random security guard said to me, "Smile! You look so mean!"

it's too early for Zayn to be this beautiful =(

All these celebrities talking about eliminating carbs make me feel bad about the cereal I eat while reading Dirtbag every morning.

I used to be you, but Niall has gotten so out of control that I can't even play the faves game anymore. Let's just... let's just not discuss it. It's too painful.

1) Callie you always do the best Dirtbags. Thank you for making my morning cereal-eating and coffee-drinking so enjoyable.

Well, no one likes eating crow.

It used to be a half-orange, but the color is basically gone so now everyone thinks it's a grapefruit. I even got "lemon?" a couple of times.

By random coincidence, a member of this family (not Bob or Maureen) did something truly horrible to me a number of years ago. I'm long over the whole thing... with the exception that every time these two are back in the headlines, I cackle with absolutely shameless glee.

Mark, you are a delight. Never leave.

P.S. Their hair mostly does look real bad, you are right. Niall, as always, is flawless.