I know! I actually saw Piers' defense first before I saw Patton's tweet and even then I was like "the fuck is he on about?" Then the explanation just made it sad.

I didn't know this, but Speed cost $30 million and made $350 million worldwide. Easily a success.

I remember in the episode where she's sick in the hospital with the rash, and everyone comes to visit her. Take it in: the Quarterback, the Running Back, the head cheerleader, the co-President of the Fashion Club, and the valedictorian all come to visit this one girl. Daria acted like a loner, but by senior year you…

Good. I unsubscribed from the Fallon YouTube channel after the Trump interview. I know he was like "Oh I welcome everyone on the show" but you gotta draw the line somewhere, Jim.

Did many people laugh at him for turning down Speed 2? I mean I'm sure they laughed at him for doing Shakespeare and touring with Dogstar instead, but Speed 2 looked like a disaster right from the get-go, with actors turning it down left and right and Sandra Bullock only agreeing to do it for a huge payday. By all…

OR we could have Tudyk as the dude with the fancy car Keanu pulls over. Come on, character like that is made for Tudyk.

No sarcasm here: my favorite part of the movie is when the hostages are off but Keanu and Bullock didn't get off in time. And they're just frantic getting the wheel secure before they get out of the escape hatch. The music swells, then turns dramatic, and we see that damn bus explode like we've wanted the whole damn…

I think we're all ignoring the real love story of the film: the one between Ortiz AKA Gigantor and the nerdy tourist played by Alan Ruck. "I got you bro!"

I don't care. All I know is I'm recasting "Speed" with Firefly actors in my head now.

Also by all reports Reeves is a friendly, generous guy to his crew and fellow castmates. That goes even further, especially in a town with moody pretentious pretty boys.

That's a good way to sum up the Trump family: no soul. Their entire existence has focused on making money, but you end up making so much you can't possibly enjoy it. The Trump family has no inner life. What's Trump's favorite movie? Or book? Or type of wine? When was the last time he enjoyed a quiet afternoon or a…

We got the impossible: a Resident Evil game with GOOD voice-acting.

I felt the same about Lindsay Lohan, and most child actors for that matter. Pushed from birth to be a superstar, no matter the cost. They didn't ask for the life, it was thrust upon them.

Taking bets: how doomed is Trump going to be by the end of his administration?

And when he's done, Chapter 4 will have him hunt down the producers of The Watcher.

From Justin To Kelly is my favorite episode of all time. June doesn't even do her normal analytical thing and just embraces the madness.

I worked at a movie theater for the glorious two weeks that thing was out, and the ushers were the only ones watching it. We were…fascinated. Most of the bad movies we ended up being the only attendees, thanks to morbid curiosity. We did the same for "Real Cancun" too.

Look closely during the fight scene at the end: you can see Ace Frehley's African-American stunt double fighting the rest of the cast in full costume.

Even as a fan of bad movies, "Crossroads" was hard to bear. The whole pregnancy-by-rape storyline is so poorly done and in such bad taste it becomes kind of offensive. Her baby bump is actually inconsistent from shot-to-shot too if you look closely.

Nothing about May Pang either? That seems like a much more interesting movie to me.