*Why does Machete Guy’s girl keep getting out the car?

Dude really needs to go full tang.

That is why you have to go with a full tang on any blade; be it steak knife or machete.

Must remember to watch every appearance.

From the Amazon page: “...Remote works within 32" of clock, the stability and high quality of the white light can effectively protect your eyes”.

From the Amazon page: “...Remote works within 32" of clock, the stability and high quality of the white light can…

Sex is overrated anyway.

Motion to rename the Atlanta baseball club as “Barves,” as in the plural of “Barf”?

That, my friend, appears like some steady improvement!

Pictured: Billy Beane, hard at work with this season’s “rebuilding” of the A’s.

Meh. Good for Dyson. Two things, first off, it’s only the sixth inning, and the game was still close. Maybe if it with was two outs in the ninth of 10-0 game I might feel different, but I doubt it.

Their father, Homer, doesn’t se what the fuss is about.

Maybe Odubel’s brothers Isengl and Etripl will have more success on the basepaths.

Good call on the ump in the bottom gif, I think you’re right.

Would what you’re describing actually be “impeding” the runner? Or would it be helping the runner not get thrown out?

I knew it was over with the release of XXX McXXXface, because once the porn parody comes out, it’s dead.

Alonso is having a great season but I’m still not calling him the best first baseman in the AL

Terrifying arsenal? Seriously? You lose credibility with statements like this. He had what looks like two pistols, a rifle, and about 100 rounds of ammunition. Can we please stop with the ridiculous hyperbole?

All sorts of crazy shit tonight. Chaos.

Said a slightly different way...

The only time you don’t pull in is when the road to the left is blocked to the intersection and doesn’t look like it’s going to clear.