Is that true?

Helicopter, assholes.

My monitoring and dabbling in the “Comments,” sections (aka: cliche snark practice) around here is not extensive.  

I doubt that the Jewish Commissioner knows about the forgotten, omitted racist lyrics and history of the anthem, but he must be aware that Jews aren’t universally considered “white.”

Ok, but fuck uber.

Fuck that entire segment of scum.

The Deep State wants to rear-end the US side of the station and leave half a doobie, a couple thousand rubles and a goofy note—signed, Vlad P.

What is with that fucking hairline.

I think I am supposed to say, ‘clearly the six variables you mention in Country X support an argument for reliance on private sector, profit-driven, automated law enforcement in Iowa—and everywhere.’

Wow.

Why do you write like a dick?

Taze that hairdo.

Ok. Freak out about what a dickhead says. You’re right. Not really a hard target. Glad she keeps job.

A’s and Raiders.

Technically, I think having a +.500 record for that period qualifies as “one of the most successful teams.”

Still keeping the 5, I guess...

It might be wiser here to not get worked up about getting worked up about not getting worked up...

Incidentally, in what kind of bullshit sporting event can Dellin Bratassness nail two dudes in a row and not get his skull crushed with cleats?

Pretty big talk from a American League fat-ass gimp.

Is there a way to shut the hood?