Consecutive Days Ashley Has Worked “Fuck” (in the Sex Connotation) into a Headline That Has Appeared on Deadspin: 2

Red Bag Of Discourage

With no other forces (besides the planet’s own gravity) working on you, you’d oscillate indefinitely back and forth between the start and end of your mineshaft (like a pendulum but in a cylinder). With all gravity included, you’d still have the sun and the moon and the rest of the universe tugging on you even if you…

You make it sounds like the insurance companies absorb all the difference. Anyone who has had to deal with insurance in any form knows this is not the case.

it’s a small thing, but i’m sure he’s going there to lend a hand.

McDonald’s isn’t even that cheap anymore. I went a couple months ago and it was like $8 for a meal. I could go to whole foods for that. Do they still have the $1 menu? Plus, their food still looks and tastes oddly mass produced. Gross.

Last i read, the water is rendered unusable, and we’re going through a drought yeat after year all over the world. Doesnt make sense to use up water that much.

Third Eye Woke.

BOOOOOOOO! STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT SINFUL STUFF AND JUST PLAY YOUR SONG ABOUT METH ALREADY!

#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…

Only in the country Qatar,
Could a rape victim find themselves behind bars,
For simply alerting a jailer.
Wait...goddammit, this could totally happen at Baylor,
Go fuck youself, Ken Starr.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Except she’s probably just a millionaire, missing that last comma. Sad!

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

When I was in Iraq, one of the Civil Affairs officers had gotten her commission from Penn State’s ROTC program. She demanded her Humvee driver get a huge-ass Penn State nittany lion mascot stenciled on the side of her door. None of the other trucks had anything like this, so I presume the local insurgents thought it…

Do we still do comment of the year? Cause I nominate this one.

“That’s not a tattoo, it’s a visible injury”

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

How to field strip, clean, and re-assemble and shoot your rifle