Two coworkers were discussing the Rachel news today when I overheard this gem: “I’m not racist, but I probably won’t watch next season, just because of the type of guys they’ll have on...”

Dis my rep. Go girl.

1) Corinne couldn’t have gone home last night, bc earlier in the season we saw footage of her sneaking up to Nick’s room and offering him sex, and that hasn’t happened yet. Had to be Taylor.
2) The manufactured Corinne/Taylor drama was soooo fucking exhausting. Corinne: we get it, literally no human on the planet…

Hard agree, I love this show.

Yeah, definitely risk ruining any chance of a positive, trusting relationship with your kid on the offchance (idk, what, a .001% chance?) that he or she is running around randomly murdering people...

I use Glossier Boy Brow, but my brows aren’t thinning, they’re just white-blonde. My mom has very sparse brows, and when I do her makeup, I use the Maybelline Brow Drama Pro Palette. The darkest color is waxy- use it and the angled brush to fill in the sparse places. Then use the middle color (a powder) over it- it…

My holy grail is Maybelline Lash Stiletto. My lashes are pretty long, but white-blonde and not very thick. People regularly ask me if I’m wearing falsies when I wear it. It’s easy to apply, builds nicely, and stays on well (I don’t use the waterproof version but I know one exists.) And: it’s like $9!

You’re not! I hate They’re Real, it looks fine but is goddamn impossible to remove, to the point of hurting. I’m surprised I have any eyelashes left after trying (as gently as possible) to coax this shit off with oil, removers, a spatula, a blowtorch etc.

“2001 pumps from the Value Village” I’M SCREAMING

I’m sorry, as a Floridian I have to ask (for a friend): is almost a whole bottle of Fireball... the WRONG amount of alcohol to consume at a wedding?

i love this tidbit SO much.

YES. Bf and I looked at each other and went “...DAAAAAMN!” at that part. Raven might have more going on behind the horrible spray tan than she had previously let on.

......... is that a fake lip ring

Hard (heh!) agree on this.

why did i fucking read this

Nice!! Good luck! I’ve never played before so I’m excited!

That’s awesome!! My “group” is just me and my bf (LAME, I know) and we’re using the ESPN app because we noticed it had shown up after fantasy football ended. No brackets, you just answer weekly questions and pick your top 4/final rose by Jan 16th.

LMAO the vacuum! Also: one of the fantasy questions was “what color dress will most women be wearing?” and I picked black because LIKE EVERY WOMAN on the season 20 premiere wore black. My scientific, empirical sample of 30: officially shattered.

A few thoughts...
1) Rachel is great- the footage of her dancing in her apartment was charming as hell. Plus she’s (obviously) gorgeous and a gotdamn lawyer! I don’t want her to win because Nick seems like an oversexed frat-boy manchild and she deserves better. She would be great as the next bach though. Danielle and…

Listen, KELLY, you and your cadre of haters can pry my kerosene-based cocktail from my cold, dead, perfectly-French-manicured wedding claws.