Nope, you’re an asshole.

Ah, so you’re just a shitty person. Got it.

regular person here. don’t have a mortgage or kids because I can’t afford them. all of my peers care and think much about this ban. in fact, it’s consumed basically every conversation I’ve had over the weekend.

You’re not a regular person, your complete lack of empathy suggests you’re borderline sociopathic. You wouldn’t ever “want to know” someone just because of the country they come from and/or their religion??? I’m not even going to try to respond to that logically. How nice that you can individually solve all of your…

This entire administration is an enemy to us all.

Please don’t use ableist hate speech (t*rd); it doesn’t help and it makes you look more similar to them than different.

This is perfectly normal behavior. He has every reason to fear being pushed down the stairs. There’s a big line of people waiting for the chance. And I am one of them

To be fair, he has a point. If I saw him on a flight of stairs I’d push him the fuck down them too.

I think anybody who cares more about an inconvenient airport visit than the lives of immigrants and refugees was probably never going to be a friend to the cause anyway.

WON’T SOMEONE PLZ THINK OFF TEH BABIEZ

Just shoot him in the face and save the taxpayers a few bucks.

Perhaps. Then again, maybe not. I guess we’ll be in suspense until the next time.

“I went through all of that trouble writing you a letter, and you didn’t even do the thing I wanted! Well, I never!”

Your guide to Trump’s Amerikkka;

“Futurist” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Pence is looking over Trump’s shoulder with the proud smile of a dad after his toddler makes boom boom in the potty the first time. Jesus. The next four years will be endless.

I. Was. Being. Sarcastic. Of course he lies and the people who voted for him are hypocrites in that regard. At least 20 other people understood that. Congrats on being one of the few that didn’t.

Michael, it’s great to see you on Kinja. I’ve enjoyed your work and your twitter for some time now. Your names for Donald Trump are extraordinary. Cheeto Mussolini may well be my last words.