It’s the same place where Paleo calories go.

“Magical placenta reservoir” is a good phrase.

He actually managed to make someone feel bad for beating cancer.

Does anyone else wish that someone newly identifying as a woman didn’t have to be so focused on looking pretty? And evaluated by everyone in terms of prettiness? I know this family is not known for its deep value system, but it’s like...congratulations? Welcome to all kinds of new and dumb pressures?

All I could think is ‘what a fucking asshole’. The woman managed to survive cancer and he used that knowledge to try to force her into a relationship by ‘celebrating’ this achievement. A celebration that was painfully uncomfortable and clearly not wanted then actually had the nerve to be upset that she didn’t…

Man, it was the saddest, most cringeworthy thing I could imagine. That girl must’ve felt like she was losing her mind.

I was to sole survivor of a very traumatic accident as a passenger last year, and I am still recovering emotionally. I will be for many years, I think. It wasn’t that I doubted PTSD was a real thing (not at all), it’s just that I didn’t understand it even a little bit until it happened to me. It is amazing how the…

Tracy Morgan is going to get everybody pregnant.

Magnetic fields scare me now.

I like how “with Kanye” is specified.

I think Kim’s said publicly that if she ever has a boy with Kanye his name will be Easton which I wouldn’t totally hate if the kids last name wasn’t gonna be fucking West.

I vote Wild West.

Old West?

Whoop-dee-fucking-doo! Two of the most shallow people in the world are having another fuck trophy.

Here comes lil Beyoncé West!

My Jilly wants wet food, but she will only eat it off an antique glass cake plate. The other cats will take their canned food however they can get it, but Jill just bitchfaces me like, “I can’t eat of the dishes of peasants.”

I got side-eye because my baby girl (which you could only tell because I’d stuck her in these stupidly cute pink, ruffled, flower-print swim bottoms) didn’t have a shirt. I put her in the equally stupidly cute green bottoms with elephants and everyone at the pool is all smiles for my handsome little man.

1) Suck in stomach while wearing a bikini at a public beach