goddamn that was my very first thought too!!

way to follow through!! this is amazing and I love your Grandma a little bit :)

oh fuck that germy noise! out with him ASAP! he’s a dirty bastard and just knowing that he is going about his grotty business every day like that would have my anxiety soaring. if those are his thoughts on hand washing he must be gross in other areas of his life too - hand washing is a basic human social skill and if…

I will be off rice for at least the week. my carb-addicted (fat) arse thanks you but my brain does not. :)

ahahaha!! this one made me lol :)

I am so envious of your brows! They are fabulous! I have the same eye colour as you and wore that same purple shadow yesterday - it felt odd to have bright purple eye shadow but it certainly does make Hazel eyes POP! :)

I want to be a glamorous baby too!!I think you look gorgeous! :)

the little kicks!!!! :)

holy shit! how bad does a strep throat have to be that you are able to pass the infection on to another human being's LEG?!? that's some nasty germs right there! glad you were ok but sorry you had to go through the goo and pus :/ I bet it was sore too!

Pusheeeeen!!! <3

ugh he is just such a tool.

what is Pharell’s neck thing you refer to? I’m dying of curiosity and I did watch the video but not sure what I am looking for? pleeeease tell :)

jesus what a bunch of fuckwits! maybe they thought the Holy Spirit was upon you?? just WOW.

holy fuck. you win. that is the worst thing I have ever heard!!! just the thought of it is making my gag reflex a little twitchy!!

that sucks so much. it’s a shame the rest of your family did not partake in said prawns and have to suffer alongside you!

you poor bastard that sounds just awful! xxx

Henna. love it. would never ever use anything else again. I grew out all my coloured hair and when it was all virgin hair again I used henna and have never looked back. it is perfect for dark hair. just be sure to get one that is just brown though - some of them can throw quite bright red/copper shades which is fine…

fuck all that noise girl!! you keep your hair as long as YOU want to! (I do love your expression of 'Hair Cape' - I may have to borrow that) :)

totally agree with you. any reference to Monica Lewinsky or her dress is so fucking outdated now and just a lazy attempt at humour. Jesus Christ - the woman made possibly a very poor personal decision two decades ago and people are STILL riding her for it?!

oh my horror!! that sounds just fucking awful >.<