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that's her weight belt. my Dad had some really old school diving gear and had a belt with weights on it not too different from this.

what is this image from? I think I have seen it before..

ha! I work in a dental surgery with those little cotton rolls all day and it has never occurred to me to use it as a nosebleed stopper! I will remember now though - thanks for the tip! :)

right?? those poor girls got royally screwed in the name department!

I have done this all my life too - a little bit on a cotton bud and up the nose it goes! It works brilliantly. I am actually sure that a percentage of my body is pure Vaseline now because I have used it exclusively as lip balm, dry-nose-skin-after-a-cold balm, use it on dry skin, cat scratches, basically everything! I

oh my god I wore SO MUCH crushed velvet in the mid-late 90's!

ahhhahaha! first actual lol all day :)

I only got 54 seconds in to that shite before I had to stop it. I'm never getting those seconds back which gives me a sad :(

Lorde is good people. I love that girl <3

but the hormones in the Mirena would significantly reduce the chance of you ovulating (as far as my understanding of them goes) - ergo - no egg anyway! :)

even more brilliant! :)

brilliant <3

Holy Shit! Must See! this one slipped under my radar..

lol I literally just posted here that he is a national treasure! :)

John Campbell is a national treasure down here - he's awesome :)

yep. agree to all the above.

I appreciate your honesty. I bet there are a whole bunch of parents out there who think/feel/act the same way who would never cop to it. Jesus, there have been times where I have watched OTHER peoples kids being naughty spoiled little shits and I have wanted to give them a smack!

well shit. where do I start? I'm so far in the greys nobody will see this anyway :)

this comment goes so well with your name! :)

oh my god that's fucking disgusting! way to set your kid up to be a public pain in the ass people.