this sounds awesome :)

omg your dress looks amazing on you - you are gorgeous and your wedding looks lovely :)

you summed it up perfectly right there. this whole thing is fucked up above and beyond..

and it's always a perfectly symmetrical bulge. real men have normal lumps and bumps in their underwear cos everything is sorta squished in together.

I share a middle name with my mother and my maternal grandmother. I don't know if I would want to do the same to my daughter but part of me feels like I should follow the family tradition. I probably won't though. it's not that great of a name..

I married a Jones. I love the sheer simplicity of Jones compared to my unique first name :)

ugh and in my experience they take fuckin FOREVER to finish by which time I'm bored and sore.

that's fucking awesome! 18 years working in a dental surgery and I have never seen that! sideways and horizontal, yes, but never backwards :)

ahhhh! imagine having 2 periods at once!! >.<

foot usually goes in mouth :)