I am inspired by this act of benevolence and charity!

So who needs to borrow something? Name it. If I have it, it's yours!

(I have three pens, some paper, and a half-used bottle of Purell ready to move!)

Apparently someone wasn't listening to Wesley Snipes . . . .

The rules! They are so complicated!

And horrifying.

I thought in Texas you didn't need one.

Or is that Florida?

How do you know?

Don't sell yourself short, WC.

500 years on 6.5 continents — and you worked 27 hour shifts.

You never forget your first.

Done.

You could start.

So did I.

It's been an unusual day.

And corduroy.

I think he plays for Inter Milan now.

Caught a lot of heat for transferring from hated intra-city rival PSG.

You trying to keep up-to-date with your jerseys?

And they didn't vote for Loki or Odin?

Weird.

Not even the right league, IMG!

I think you must mean Aberdeen.

I was under the impression that they never left . . .

Pop Quiz!

Your favorite sort of recent UT alum:

(1) Ricky Williams

(2) Thor Lund

(3) Wes Anderson

(4) That Guy Brian

Very few people care?!?

Hardly! And Thor won in a landslide — 4-1! That's three votes he didn't case for himself!

Hmm.

Similar taste in knitwear . . .

Maybe indeed.

How can you tell?