True. You can have an account with a UK bookie, fund it from a UK bank account, bet on a UK game but you can’t place a bet if your IP address (or whatever) is in the US because.......Jesus?

Actually Anthony raised a few good points especially the one about snow dog trying breath mints. #teamanthony #nohalitosisintheworkplace

It’s tricky, have you seen how fast they run?

EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!

As someone who was once buggered by a baboon your celebration of simian rape leaves a bad taste in one’s mouth.

Are they Jewish cats? Or Muslim?

Some people are blaming the owners, some blaming the authorities but it’s obvious that if “Faline” wasn’t such a freeloading bastard expecting handouts from people then this would not have happened. It’s all on you Faline.

If your phone is filled with liquid and has a hole at the top then this will prevent the liquid spilling out. I can’t think of another reason

Tell that to my unemployed white friend Adolf Bundy.

Televised darts is more popular than the Nfl and MLB in most countries.

I’d just like to congratulate the writer on finding all 3 of the FF fans who’ve managed to have sex with a lady. WELL DONE!

Totally, plus she’s six why doesn’t she spend her own money from working in the factory on pokemon fripperies?

For those who don’t know

Black college football national championship? Ill ask the obvious question

How much did it cost?

MINIVAN MUTHAFUCKAS!

Classic old skool.

Also if you pour cream over ice cream it’ll form a hard shell too. Delicious! Added bonus - if you eat it often enough you don’t need to save for your retirement.

They are called 12s because that is the year they started supporting them.

As long as they don’t eat the fivers they will be fine. Its the vegans who are getting antsy.