As long as there’s Fox News (sic), they’ll never be irrelevant.

Why would his aides need to get his attention? They’ve already gotten the tax cuts and judges out of him, I don’t think that even the hardcore flunkies like Barr want Wet Fart donnie involved in anything anymore.

Greasy-haired little bastard?

My only regret is that I have but one star to give.

Why would Mexico pay for The Wall? Magical thinking and the right wing echo-complex are a helluva drug.

Eh, all it would take is fox news to gin up her coverage and the Dems to run another relatively unpopular candidate with a weak campaign.

Ivanka seems to believe that no one outside of the U.S. knows that she’s Complicit.

Pretty sure that “Weird beard” is the T-Ball equivalent of “Fuck your mother!”

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Oceania coulda always been at war with Eastasia.

Fuck the west coast

I doubt Vlad would trust such a horse’s ass as donnie with any important details, but that doesn’t mean that Putin isn’t using him.

I had 3 MRIs two weeks ago, they’re definitely not the worst thing in the world, but no one looks forward to them. Also, doctors shouldn’t perform any procedure on a competent adult without consent.

“much.”

You monster, take your star!

I’ll see your nightguard and raise you my CPAP

All faux-revolutions are made to service Capital, and always will be.

Bon Voyage!

You motherfucker, take your star and die!