Fancy Montanans with their “palmier.” Where I come from, we call that a Carolina Buttprint and that’s how we like it!

California has a similar local service called Link+. Very convenient, although they’ve been losing academic libraries over the years and it’s mostly publics now.

As someone who processes borrowing requests for Interlibrary Loan, I offer the following tip:

Delany should have a degree in being wrong all the time.

Oh man, that would be so awesome if we could visit a shipyard and build a custom ship instead of relying on whatever randomly comes our way.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

I would absolutely do the bundle if they got rid of ESPN+ (I’m not a sports fan, it would be a huge waste of money for me) and added ad-free Hulu.

Fuck, I really hope this doesn’t end up being the final nail in the coffin for Bioware.

I’m pretty sure that every single previous US president would know how to comport themselves in this situation with much more dignity, sympathy, and respect than Trump ever could. There’s not a single one of them who I wouldn’t prefer over Trump, even the assholes like Nixon, Jackson, and Andrew Johnson.

What was Red thinking sending Pikachu on that early?

Yaaas football hooligans!

Also if you type “Google” into Google you can break the internet. So don’t try it, even for a joke.

I don’t know how to iron clothes. I’ve long since given up on my pants having creases.

I work in a college library and can confirm, people will unplug anything and everything if they want to use an electrical outlet. Including surge protector power strips that they could’ve used instead.

I’ve been playing Red Dead Redemption 2 for months and I’ve so far never felt the urge to shoot people in the head until it explodes in a gooey mess.

Does the winner get to stop working at Subway?

I rode in on the Greyhound, I’ll be walking out if I go

I’m not a religious person, but this is a hideous abomination unto the Lord.

Jesus christ, everything just has to be about him. He can’t step out of the spotlight for one nanosecond. Throwing him in jail wouldn’t be punishment enough. His assets should be seized, his name stripped from every building and property it’s on, his Twitter account permanently shut down, and he should be forgotten.…

The whole “girls pretend to be gamers/geeks to get attention from male gamers/geeks” thing never ceases to be hilariously stupid and pathetic.