Not that it matters in any way, but I thought that Kurt was married? I know Kyle Busch is married to someone way out of his league (looks wise) and thought that Kurt was as well.

Seriously Gordon, you were right there! Chuck your helmet at Krashlowski instead of hoping to get a lucky punch in.

Thanks for this. I was saying wassup only twice, and before I got out of bed. Now I'm going to go swagger down to the nearest airport and see if I can get me a sweet gov't job.

TSA agent at :25. Every single TSA agent I have ever met has had that same swagger. Do they teach that in TSA training school? Is that a requirement for the job. "OK, Let's see how you pat people down; good, good. Now SWAGGER!!!"

I am one of those people who needs to stay conscious on a flight because I believe that somehow my mind powers will help the plane stay aloft (don't try to reason with me on this. Logically I know it doesn't work, still I don't sleep on planes.) so I have never understood the whole drinking into unconsciousness thing.…

What's Wilson supposed to do? Be a baby about it and let the team and the fans down and start beaning the people in the head with the ball who said bad things about him? Purposely throw the ball to the opposing team?

That's what I figure. My dog is 10 years old and happy. If she lives out her life being a little bit chunky, but still healthy and happy then that's a good life.

My dog is at the upper end of acceptable for her weight. She's been the same weight her entire adult doggie life, and everytime I take her to the vet I get a lecture about how close she is to being overweight and that I need to put her on a diet. A diet that consists of 1/3 a cup of Science Diet dry dog food a day. My…

These people, and the little pocket of Seahawks fans in CO need to switch houses.

I always thought horse guy was an odd addition. I get it logically - dude takes his boner pill and he can ride you like a horse. But to me, the commercial always seems more like dude is taking his boner pill to actually get it on with his horse.

I never realized how much Teresa and Kourtney looked alike.

I really hope this shows up in a readable print. I throw this out everytime a rightwinger on my FB starts going on about how "Next, we're all going to be allowing marriage to our dogs!!!!!1!!!!"

Wait, the soccer player was caught up in a sex scandal with Shia Lebeaf?

Really, I'm just surprised that there weren't any gay slurs thrown in because of the rainbow-ness of the cake.

The root of liberal is free. That means that I have the freedom to do whatever I want to this chickun in 'Merica.

I was ok with Amazon's music service the little bit I was browsing through it. Until it recommended Nickelback.

Why is it always twins? At least shake it up a bit and throw in a triplet every once in a while.

"The definitive reason why you should delete your Facebook account" -

I probably don't want to know but... What exactly is going on here?